so i got this new job right, and one of the most important adjustment that always needs to be made at any new location...the bathroom. most importantly the stall.
i'm not alone. my husband has been known to go home at lunch because he can't find a suitable seat to occupy himself during life most important business.
the last 2 jobs i had didn't leave much option, 1 toilet, no choice, adapt or die. now, i have a complete row of options...and if i don't like the second floor, i can go down to the first. the issue of rear comforts is a serious deal, not to be poo poo'ed at (haha, get it).
i've spent the last 2 weeks finding that perfect seat. there are several things to consider, location (generally, the stall closest to the door is the cleanest), lighting, availability of tp, flushing quirks with the toilet, craftsmanship of the seat or any defects, space/roominess. i've tested most of them, and think i have found a new home for my posterior, that is until someone else is keeping my seat company, then i have to relocate. did you know there is a completely different set of bathroom etiquette for multiple stalls, and seating location when multiple people are occupying the facilities?
Thursday, May 15, 2008
decisions, decisions
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definitely do not go to the farthest one in the corner. those are usually the worst because thats where most people go. tough choice. i hope you find a good one.
See, now this is where I disagree with you ~ the first stall is the one I never use because I think most people use the first one and therefore, it's the dirtiest.
Liz,
You're right...second to "where is the coffee maker?" this is the most important thing one can learn in one's new job. In my experience, there is a bit of a hierarchy here as well that needs to be worked out in order to keep your stall sacred. Sure, we all have bosses and peers and reports, but in there, it's a wholly different society. You need to declare yourself an Alpha Female, make it known which stall is yours...cough loudly, beat on your chest and grunt if necessary...send the message that the fourth stall from the end is Liz's stall, and woe is she who trespasses during your regular visitation hours.
I say, establish stall dominance early. Mark your territory, and don't be afraid to do it during peak times, to let 'em know you're not afraid to back down. It can get like Lord of the Flies in there, and damnit if you're not Jack.
Peace,
Justin
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